Since you’re here, lovingly looking at me lovingly looking at Michael Cera, you probably already know my name is Maddi. Hi!

I’ve been a copywriter for 7 years, and a chronically online busybody for 15. This job is mostly serving as a backup plan until I figure out how to buy Tumblr and restore it to its former glory.

I’m currently at Special Group, where I’m writing copy for Uber Eats. No, I don’t have a discount code for you. Yes, you should get Uber One. They do not pay me to say that. They do pay me for the stuff you see on this website.

When I’m not working, I’m probably spiraling on twitter, writing movies in my head, or plotting how to make Ticketmaster pay for their crimes.

Holler at maddiwagner12@gmail.com.