Since you’re here, lovingly looking at me lovingly looking at Michael Cera, you probably already know my name is Maddi. Hi!

I’m currently at Special Group, where I write for Uber Eats. No, I don’t have a discount code for you. When I’m not working, I’m thinking about the Severance finale.

If you want to talk about my work or my Uber One membership, my email is maddiwagner12@gmail.com.