Since you’re here, lovingly looking at me lovingly looking at Michael Cera, you probably already know my name is Maddi. Hi!

I’ve been a copywriter for 6 years, and a chronically online busybody for 15. This job is mostly serving as a backup plan until I figure out how to buy Tumblr and restore it to its former glory.

I’m currently at Special Group, where I’m writing copy for Uber Eats. No, I don’t have a discount code for you. Before that I was at BBDO, 72andSunny, and a couple of odd jobs that I would love to tell you about over a fun beverage of some kind.

When I’m not working, I’m probably spiraling on twitter, writing movies in my head, or plotting how to make Ticketmaster pay for their crimes.

Holler at maddiwagner12@gmail.com.